Lookalikes

Haha. I've got a celebrity face. Check out all these famous people! THEY look like me!!!

I shall get them to pay me royalty fees for looking like me.

**A post not for the faint-hearted**

Vegetables are an extremely important part of our diet, as they are enriched with the essential vitamins that help to maintain a healthy body. Ask anyone what's his favourite food and there's a good chance that he will give 'brinjal' or 'carrots' as his answer.


Here we shall examine what are the roles of this biologically-friendly food for us, and what are the tasty veggies that we all love to hate, and hate to love.

Seriously, veggies are good for us. Eat more veggies, and you shall live like some of those monks to a ripe old age.
Isn't everyone a veggie supporter? IF you are, then wear green or orange or purple today!!!!!!!!

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Be a pro-veggie person to reap the benefits of a healthy body system!!!

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NOT!!!!!!!!

WHO WANTS SOME TASTY GRILLED MEAT?!?!?!

ME ME ME ME ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROAR!!!!!!!!!

FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CHARCOAL!!!!!!

WHAT'S THIS?!?! GREENY KA-POOEY?!?!

FRESH...... MEATTTTTTTT!!!!WAGYU WACK YOU!!!!!!!

MEAT!!!!!!!!!! PORK ALSO WACK!!!!!!!

WAGYU TONGUE!!!! WACK AH!!!!!!!

WAGYU RIBS!!!!! WACK WACK WACK!!!!

THE MEAT GOT DEAR'S ADRENALINE ALL PUMPING AND SHE BECAME ALL MATRIX-STYLE.

NOT WAGYU BEEF ALSO WACK!!! SCALLOP AND GIGANTIC WAGYU PRAWN!!!!!!!!OMGGGGGGGGGG

WHAT BETTER WAY TO EAT MEAT THAN TO GRILL IT?

LOOK AT THOSE FATS SHIMMERING IN THE HEAT!! ECSTACY LIAO BUT STILL CAN WACK!!!!!

QUAKING IN ANTICIPATION OF THE GLORIOUS PIECE OF WAGYU THAT'S GOING TO SLIDE DOWN MY OESOPHAGUS.

STILL CAN'T BELIEVE I'VE GOT WAGYU!!!!

LOOKING COOL AND COMPOSED BUT IN REALITY SHE'S GONE TWICE AS MAD AS ME.

A VERY SATISFIED TUMMY AND AN EVEN MORE SATISFIED BELLY.

ICE CREAM THAT'S MADE OF BEEF. (I THINK)

A BIRTHDAY ISN'T COMPLETE WITH A BIRTHDAY BOY HOLDING HIS BIRTHDAY CAKE.

FINALLY A PHOTO TOGETHER AFTER NEGLECTING EACH OTHER FOR AN HOUR THANKS TO THE BEEF.

MANY THANKS TO ALL THOSE WHO WISHED ME HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AND THE NUMEROUS COWS THEY HAD TO SACRIFICE FOR A HUNGRY TUMMY.

AND OF COURSE NOT TO MENTION THE BIGGEST THANK YOU IS RESERVED FOR DEARIE, WHO GAVE ME SUCH A WONDERFUL BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!! <3!!!!!

Sssshhh

Oh please don't tell my mom that i ate beef. Lots of beef. Unless you wanna see me get castrated.

W+a+g+y+u=delicious

Ever wondered where the hell 'Wagyu' is or what on earth is it? The answer is simply this: It means Whack You. Whack all of it. Whack the tongue. Whack the ribs. Whack the gorgeously layered streaks of fats sandwiched in between the tenderest of the tenderest meat you will ever taste. Whack the cow whack all of it. Leave no part of it undigested. No part of the Wagyu cow.

Wagyu beef - in short it is sensationalism in your taste buds at its very best. And what way better to cook in a flaming japanese style of charcoal bbq. Unfortunately, it is also the single most wallet-burning food you can ever find. Just a dish of a paltry 100 grams of meat can cost you up to $20. So imagine me with a voracious appetite that can rival a bull's (pun very much intended) and as i watch agape the price spiralling exponentially up like nobody's business.

But its worth it- every ounce of the red meat that went sliding down our throat was an experience. So was the bill.

And i got a present!!!

Thanks dear love you very much!

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OH MY GOD!!!!

In case you can't see, its man utd being relagated in the season 08/09. Can this be actually true?

Holiday lo...... ya rite

Just one paper is over (admittedly the stupidest and the most deserving of the waste-time-module ever) and I'm starting to think its the holidays already.

If only that is true...

Wait a minute....

The holidays shall be spent everyday in the biomems lab in school rushing through my FYP.

Holidays don't look so enticing suddenly....

Bummer....

3 a day

I love to eat bananas. Especially those Del monte types, not those small phallic, sad looking ones. 3 a day can make my day. Yeah!!

Botak baldy yum yum yummy

I hated being botak, coz the only time when i was botak was back in those days in the hellish piece of mosh pit located on a god-forsaken island in the far north east which is the last piece of land any holiday resort would want to be built on. Over there, the vegetation was suffocatingly thick, birds were fierce, spiders were monstrouly-sized and the food was horribly bad. Stinker. Mix them up with the mud from the ground and it wouldn't taste any different. That's why the word 'botak' was never linked with the word 'delicious'. (Ok, technically speaking i wasn't botak-a few mere inches of hair stood in between my scalp and the toxic air.)

But from 03112006 onwards, i took a different stand towards the relationship between botak and food. Enter BOTAK JONES!!!

Hidden within the obscurity of HDB flats in rural clementi stood this kopi tiam which housed the 3rd shop of the botak jones franchise. If not for the fact that i myself am a clementian, and that i am internet-literate, I would never ever find this place.

Bright neon lights!!! Don't tell me we wandered unknowingly into some red-light district where balding gay men hang out?????

Aha! The evidence of a long queue with innocent looking people quells our doubt of this being an illegal hangout. This is indeed Botak Jones!! FOOD!!!!
A secret attempt from Dear to take a candid shot. Lucky i alert.


A special type of mustard which neither of us had seen before. Authentically american eh. Does that mean we will get fat like those yankees??


YEP...... Judging from this huge piece of cadjun chicken, WE are in for some serious fatty business tonight. Look at the servings! And it's only $6.50.... What the... guiltless pleasure... ARGH!!!

Here comes the Swanky Franky!! Dear's selection!! Look at those onions!!!! And the size of that!!! Good luck.


Let's zoom in a little closer to look at those lovely slices of onion sprawled across the dog.



Enough said!! Tuck in!!! Her first task, as with all girls, is to share, no i mean give, all the lovely onion to her unfortunate boyfriend who happens to enjoy having bad breath. Hey, they prevent cancer too in case you don't know.



ATTACK!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

My friend, Jiawei, who's working there. Damn him. I think i'm gonna not friend him anymore. He never give me discount.


The words on his back sums up the food we had. JIA GUD GUD AH!!

Tough week

Yes it was a tough week, with dear in her 2nd week of work at biopolis and me nearly being admitted to woodbridge asylum thanks to school work, so what better way than to meet up with my precious to eat the famous commonwealth dessert!!


The scrumptous tasty gastronomical piece of work known to all of us as sweet potato soup! Notice that the stock used this soup is no ordinary stock - it's Cheng tng!! Wow talk about a double deal at the price of 1. And it's only $1. Alas the picture is only half full coz as usual dear couldn't help but forget to take pictures first at the sight of her food.


AHA!!! May i present to you, the bowl of cheng tng that doesnt slip even if the bowl is hanging precariously on a vertical wall! Notice that the soup and the ingredients maintain their shape in the bowl as well. Truly a magical bowl of dessert there. I was utterly flabbergasted, as you can tell from the look of my face.



Here's a nerdy looking evon enjoying her sweet potato soup! Isn't that adorable?? Oh i mean the soup haha.

After countless hours of using the calculator, the eraser, writing on my crumpled piece of foolscap, THIS is the end result - the shear flow diagram of an idealised sectional area of a wing of an aircraft with stiffeners carrying axial loading. Nevermind if you don't understand the drawing, for it is the abstract art of a genius. Currently there are only 3 people in the world who could understand what the diagram is about - me, jiawei and alvin. Effort sia. MP4A02 is so fun.


Haha. Dear can sew!!!!! Thanks to her i can wear this pair of boxers again!!

Hmmm maybe i should get her a present as a form of my gratitude. Hoho.

Exams approaching in 2 weeks plus time... oh crap.