Sushi Express: Botak baldy yum yum yummy

I hated being botak, coz the only time when i was botak was back in those days in the hellish piece of mosh pit located on a god-forsaken island in the far north east which is the last piece of land any holiday resort would want to be built on. Over there, the vegetation was suffocatingly thick, birds were fierce, spiders were monstrouly-sized and the food was horribly bad. Stinker. Mix them up with the mud from the ground and it wouldn't taste any different. That's why the word 'botak' was never linked with the word 'delicious'. (Ok, technically speaking i wasn't botak-a few mere inches of hair stood in between my scalp and the toxic air.)

But from 03112006 onwards, i took a different stand towards the relationship between botak and food. Enter BOTAK JONES!!!

Hidden within the obscurity of HDB flats in rural clementi stood this kopi tiam which housed the 3rd shop of the botak jones franchise. If not for the fact that i myself am a clementian, and that i am internet-literate, I would never ever find this place.

Bright neon lights!!! Don't tell me we wandered unknowingly into some red-light district where balding gay men hang out?????

Aha! The evidence of a long queue with innocent looking people quells our doubt of this being an illegal hangout. This is indeed Botak Jones!! FOOD!!!!

A secret attempt from Dear to take a candid shot. Lucky i alert.

A special type of mustard which neither of us had seen before. Authentically american eh. Does that mean we will get fat like those yankees??

YEP...... Judging from this huge piece of cadjun chicken, WE are in for some serious fatty business tonight. Look at the servings! And it's only $6.50.... What the... guiltless pleasure... ARGH!!!

Here comes the Swanky Franky!! Dear's selection!! Look at those onions!!!! And the size of that!!! Good luck.

Let's zoom in a little closer to look at those lovely slices of onion sprawled across the dog.

Enough said!! Tuck in!!! Her first task, as with all girls, is to share, no i mean give, all the lovely onion to her unfortunate boyfriend who happens to enjoy having bad breath. Hey, they prevent cancer too in case you don't know.