Toilet talk

Today i talked to a urinal.

"Hi U4. How are you? Rinse me some water if you are feeling good today," i asked, knowing full well to have hundreds of people spraying their ammonia waste into your gaping hole isn't exactly uplifting to your spirit.

Expectedly, U4 replied that he wasn't really chirpy, and he was in a piss poor mood.

I began to probe more into his nomenclature when he started telling me to shut up.

"Ssssshhhhhh." U4 began to salivate, not at the sight of the gross evil-stench that accumulated in his mouth, but to drown the urine down into his gutter.

"Fine." I flicked, zipped, and walked off.