Right turn after a right turn after a right turn leads to nowhere

I am like a child who has just been introduced to the world, albeit without the screaming and crying and all the nonsense a confused infant exhibits once outside his mother's warm cuddly wet womb. All these html stuff is making me panic, yet it leaves me wanting to know more about this alien language which i find impossible to grasp, at least in my lifetime. Look to the sidebar to the right of this page and you shall spot the words 'Evon' followed by miscellaneous stuff, which according to my knowledge, i had just turned them into URL links. Be not be beguiled by this seemingly simple convenience i had just gifted to you or myself - it is no easy task. Just locating the location of the template where it is to appear is tiring enough, not to mention that I can't tell a tagline from a headerline. It's not something fit for humans to decipher, and the person who invented all these shall be stampeded to smithereens by screaming aunties clamouring for bae yong jun's used underwear. Just what the hell are all the codes trying to tell to the average man? That the holy grail is in fact a woman's womb (sorry Dan Brown)? Or is the person trying to strike claims for coming up with the worst language to master? Maybe hidden therein the codes lies a map to a pot of gold even? Seriously i don't know what the f*ck html or template or c programming is all about.

All this makes the satisfaction of adding the links to the right the even more sweet smelling. It's akin to the primate that had just discovered a new tool for hunting.