Shock jock

What the hell. A certain neighbour of mine, or more appropriately a 'once-close friend', was spotted on tv today by my couch potato siblings. It was the advert for the 'event' that neutrals love to watch, that purists would love to hate, the event that will send everyone clamouring for the participants, the event which is even more widely talked about by our apolitical denizens than the elections, the event which sends tinglings chills down both i-would-love-to-scream-till-i-am-hoarse tenny girls and sensible men like us. Behold - the competition that churns out the people-elected 'presidents' - s'pore idol.

And this friend of mine is actually one of the participants! Oh my god! Ok, due to the secrecy of the show and me fearing that i might actually get sued for leaking out the particulars of the participants, i will not be naming names here. Let's just leave it as that - a neighbour and a friend. Oh and he was from nanhua pri sch and SJI and he served his national service in the commandos and and we used to play basketball and playstation together everyday and his surname starts with 'L' and he's studying in nus arts now and i got a pair of shorts as a christmas present from his sweet parents last time and that his lay-up was better than his shooting in the zone and he has a dog which went missing a few months ago and he's gonna make block 436 famous.

I hope i didn't divulge too much haha. All the best jonathan - oops!

**WARNING**Everyone who has read this post is obliged to vote for him at least 10 times.