Life is no fun without sound

I feel deaf whenever i sit down in front of my computer, thanks to my nearly 10 years old creative sound card finally buckling to the effects of old age. Clicking on 3d sprites and commanding my hero to wack the creeps and casting the blizzard storm and in the process get a triple kill no longer gives me the thrill it used to.

All because there is no sound coming out from my speakers. What if i kanna gang bang by 3 heroes? I might not even know if i'm dead by then.

So please, somebody, anybody, everybody - give me a sound card i beg of you.