Greetings to me.

Hi there, perculiar-looking fellow with that stout snout, those twinkly-doodly eyes, the meatless posterior, the decreasingly gangly profile, and that face which never fails to induce wrinkled old people from calling you 'smaller brother' - a term which i struggle to fully comprehend as i am neither kin nor friend to them, and to call someone with a grand height of 1.79m tall ( I would never accept that i am 1.80m) 'small' isn't exactly appropriate.

*Shakes the left hand with the right hand*

Nice to meet me.